i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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