I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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