ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
