She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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