So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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