have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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