he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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