And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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