i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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