hotel room ftw
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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