Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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