I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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