He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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