Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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