Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
