yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
