I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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