so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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