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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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