Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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