these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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