Tell her she can't have a vagina
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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