You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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