The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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