After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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