How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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