Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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