I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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