from now on my penis is your penis
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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