Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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