I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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