It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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