i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You're like the curious george of whores
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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