I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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