i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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