wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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