I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
