I look better un-naked...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
