i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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