Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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