no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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