I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I had to cum in my sink.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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