Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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