So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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