these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
