I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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