Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How external is "for external use only"?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
whose ass print is on the piano?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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