Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
sex in a hospital.. check
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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