we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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