and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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